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Rita . loves margaritas. procrastinator since 1991. 22. chicago

shelterpetproject:

Top Five Reasons Iris is Amazing:

5. She is obedience trained, and gets a free in-home training session when she’s adopted, too!

4. She is gorgeous. Do you know how hard it is to pull off a bandana AND pearls?!

3. She loves to play! If you like to go jogging or hiking, Iris is your girl.

2. You could drown in her beautiful eyes.

1. She will be a loyal and loving companion that nobody can top!

If you can’t wait to count all the ways Iris is going to love you, contact the Standing Proud Pit Bull Rescue Center in Phoenix, AZ, at 602-791-5917 or standingproudpitbullrescue@gmail.com.

scientificenterprise:

my role at family functions is to look the best and to drink the wine

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meisterful:

drochfaol:

ryancrobert:

sexybritishllama:

no cough syrup

you are not ‘grape flavoured’

have you ever tasted a grape

you taste like death and the tears of small children

not fucking grape

wow what a surprise another cis-gendered white upper-middle class american male telling someone what they can and cannot identify as. why don’t you go fuck yourself

#i can no longer tell what is and isn’t a joke on tumblr any more

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cursethegoldfish:

"Free shipping on all orders"

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tastefullyoffensive:

The Adventures of George Washington (Part 2) by LadyHistory [more]

Previously: Part One

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No Happy Endings: “Y tú me correspondiste. Por que Acacia?

novelera:

For the purposes of this post I’m just going to assume everyone is familiar with the source material. 

Esteban and Acacia are the protagonists. Whether you support the pairing or not, the central conflict is the intense slow blossoming passion between them. That makes this couple the driving force in the story. If you disagree, stop reading this now. 

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cosmictuesdays:

nadiacreek:

coelasquid:

deformutilated:

Fudge recipe on a headstone

I feel like I should make this just to be able to say a dead person taught me how to make it. Maybe I’ll do it for Halloween.

I desperately hope that she spent her entire life telling people that they could have her fudge recipe “over my dead body.”

That last comment is absolutely worth reblogging.

cosmictuesdays:

nadiacreek:

coelasquid:

deformutilated:

Fudge recipe on a headstone

I feel like I should make this just to be able to say a dead person taught me how to make it. Maybe I’ll do it for Halloween.

I desperately hope that she spent her entire life telling people that they could have her fudge recipe “over my dead body.”

That last comment is absolutely worth reblogging.

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peaceful-moon:

jasonviola:

Fear of Flowers Part 1

goodness this is beautiful

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lacigreen:


The romantic soulmate is only one aspect of this notion. 
     Never forget that. 

this is so beautiful and perfect…

lacigreen:

The romantic soulmate is only one aspect of this notion. 

     Never forget that. 

this is so beautiful and perfect…

(Source: toothpastelove, via the-perversions-of-a-quiet-girl)

1. If you don’t like the way he kisses you, you won’t like the way he fucks you. Get up and leave.

2. If he won’t go down on you, but expects you to go down on him, laugh. Get up and leave.

3. If you don’t want to do something and he doesn’t respect that, slap him round the face. Get up and leave.

4. If he isn’t okay with the imperfections on your skin, if he says they turn him off, get up and leave.

5. If you don’t want to shave your legs and he thinks that’s disgusting and refuses to touch them, get up and leave.

6. If he doesn’t see your body as a masterpiece, as a complete work of art, get up and leave.

7. If he makes you feel uncomfortable about any part of your body, get up and leave.

—   

Get up and leave // E.E (via be-fearless-brave-and-kind)

Love this so much

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petitedeath:

gothicpup:

actually take a look at his whole twitter right now. he’s RTing and tweeting some pretty great commentary on the situation and i love him

*APPLAUSE*

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ivoryathena:

Out of control, what can I do? I’m addicted to you. (x)

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lunalovesgood:

yaaaaaaa please

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captaintinyass:

Visited today a brilliant “Van Gogh Alive” exhibition.

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